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A physical state in which one's head may feel light as a feather or heavy as a stone. All fine motor skills are surrendered to the illegal substance by way of deep-frying one's brain in THC and the person may either begin talking at an extremely fast rate or be rendered a "vegetable," a useless human unable to physically maintain a conversation or their sanity. This state will only be seen in a subject when they have smoked copious amounts of marijuana. Being "high as fuck" cannot be imitated by fakers who take a single bong rip and claim to be "high as fuck," but instead can be achieved by either:
a)If a Bong is available-->Lighting up a bong bowl and sprinkling the keef THC crystals on top of some AAA grade weed
b)If a Bong is not handy--> Rolling and smoking at least 2.5 blunts per capita. Blunts are not to be confused with spliffs, J's or Joints; Blunts are rolled using strictly weed, and must be conical is shape and at least 3 inches long, not including the length roach.
Obviously, Vancouver weed (aka BC Bud) will help one achieve this desired effect while conserving their stash.
Ben: "Yo' Paul... check out this half ounce stash of White Dolphin Kush I just snagged for a cool 100 bones."
Paul: "FUCK MY GOD dude! Let me break out my 3 foot bong and take rips while we listen to some gangsta' shit."
Ben: "Thats Boss. Im gonna smoke the whole bag and on the last hit we'll use the entire keef."
Paul: "Thats Boss. We're gonna be High as Fuck until tomorrow afternoon."
Ben: "Stop being such a rookie and help me finish this bag of Boss weed...."
Paul: "mfhgpedffggggggg." (Starts drooling slightly)
Cyrus: "Ahahaha Paul is High as Fuck."
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1.A female that requires more than average hair/nail/pedicuire/skin care services, the latest trends, name brand clothes/shoes and handbags, and lots of attention.
2.A female who requires her man to have an expensive car, expensive house, a good paying job, and lots of money.
1.She go to the hair salon 4 times a week.She is a high maintenence person.
2.Jasmine put James in the poor house. She is a high maintenence broad.
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when more than 5 people know about something that is supposedly low-key
i was tryna keep that shit low key, but now too many people know and its high key
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The sensation of being "stoned" or "high" and feeling incredibly black. The feeling is usually brought upon after listening to 90's hip hop and such artists as Bone Thugs N Harmony, Black Moon, Smith N Wessun, Biggy, Pac, or any other affiliates. Sometimes the type of vehicle used to "bake out" cand determine the amount of black in said "high". For instance a black high will be at a higher level inside of a '77 Caddy deville rather than a toyota prius. Other factors include attire i.e. bandanas, doo rags, baggy clothing, and other forms of "black" apparel. Smoking out of a blunt rather than a joint or bong also increases the amount of blackness you are experiencing while high.
Person 1: Hey man whats goin' on?
Person 2: Not much wanna smoke a blunt
Person 1: Sorry can't get that black high
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Person 1: Yo nigguh how you feelin'?
Person 2: Black high
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Kirwan high school is a school from Townsville, Queenaland. It is a school for wannabe girls and scooter fag boys. It is known for its pedophile teachers and awesome fights. If you havent been involved in a fight at kirwan, we will disown u. Love, ur kirwan favs M & A
OMGGGG HAVE U HEARD ABOUT KIRWAN HIGH GOSSSIPPP
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when someone goes for a high five and the other person pretends to slap their hand but at the last minute slaps them in the penis instead
"dude, did you see me high dick mikey last night?"
"yeah man, he was on the floor for 10 whole minutes!!"
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when you're riding in a car with large wheels
T.I. and his crew be sittin high when ridin through the ATL.
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