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For when 'holy shit' just won't do.
Holy Shitpuffins! Did you just see that?
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A furry rodent imported mainly from Russia or Israel which is used by female Arkansas meth heads in a sexual mating ritual inwhich the rodent is inserted into the anal cavity for sexual pleasure normally resulting in fat women screaming OH GOD OH GOD.
Fat Arkansas woman: After I hit the pipe I love using my holy gerbil to enhance my sexual experience.
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When you have just been made aware of something that blows your mind,either good or bad.
you open your mail and see that the irs is going to start an audit on you holy crapazoid!!
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It's where a bunch of priest sit around a pre teen child preferably male and have their way with him/her.
Hey gentlemen how would you like to attend the holy campfire next Tuesday with little johnny?
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Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).
Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
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a baby with the powers of god and amine on his side
guy1: I think my baby is holy
guy 2 : that's a holy baby
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