cunt pickle

an old, crazy, cockeyed old republican woman. frequently lies about everything for no personal gain. these women are so uptight that an actual penis starts forming inside of their vagina that never will fully develop. it becomes very sour and pickle like inside of the walls of the demon ladies' vag, hence making it a cunt pickle. Women with cunt pickles are referred to as cunt pickles.

R: Haha, did you hear that DD's car got broken into?
S: Hahaha, that's fucking awesome, she's such a cunt pickle.

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wooden pickle

When an individual (male or female) inserts a french tickler into the anus of there partner and then withdrawls the marital aid and inserts it into the mouth of the victim.

I gave my girlfriend a wooden pickle last night, and she wasn't very fond of it.

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french pickle

Getting a blowjob atop the Eiffel Tower, or an Eiffel Tower formation.

Until Julie put it in her mouth that grey Paris afternoon, I never dreamed I'd be french pickled.

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Sour Pickle

During anal sex you switch to oral sex. Otherwards known as ass to mouth

Heather is a major slut i was poundin her ass and she BEGGED me for a sour pickle.

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Bald Pickle

A person who thinks he or she is very important but is actually nothing more than a steaming pile of crap and worthless to society.

That tweaker is a real Bald Pickle!

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pickle tickle

v. to caress one's own or another person's meaty upper lip pickle, aka moustache.

also:
n. the act of pickle tickling

v.

"Hey, did I spy you pickle tickling Judd the other day?"
"Yup, his lip caterpillar is luscious!"

n.

"I can't wait to get home and get my pickle tickles on—I'm so self-conscious of doing it in public."

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pickled sausage

a pickled sausage is what you call it when you fall asleep with your dick in someones asshole

That guy got drunk at the party last night and woke up with a pickled sausage.

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