trumpet ears

One who is listening in (earjacking) on a conversation and joining in with no invitation.

"Was I talking to YOU, trumpet ears?"

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Clit Ear

Someone who has pierced there ear and it streched fucked up and looks like a clit.

Devilman: Yo brah you got like a Clit Ear.
Skeps: Bro it stings like a sulfish patty.

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Ear Nugget

A big ball of earwax that may or may not fall out of one's ear.

Oh that is just sick. A big ear nugget just fell out of your ear. Ever think of cleaning out your ears?

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dumbo ears

fat person that wears a thong...and the but cheecks flap around(usually said by male partner)

hun your ass looks like dumbo ears!!

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virgin ears

The name for the outer wall of the vagina which sometimes is mistaken for an ear.

John: WTF!! She has 2 ears growing out of her crotch!
Billy: LOL, you schmuck,those are virgin ears.

Trekky fan: doctor,is there anyway to stop my virgin ears from hanging down so much,id like to turn them into Mr. Spock ears

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Big Ears

A fukhead with elephant ears attatched to ones ears

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Crunchy Ears

mm crummch

George: boy them some ""Crunchy Ears""
Jim Bob Billy Jim James Rob Bill Bill: mm crummchg

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