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The theory that Elvis Presley did not die from taking a shit nor drugs, but instead died from a heart attack after someone found him jerkin his wang. The story is that Elvis Presley had a boner and didn't want it to show, so he told everyone he had to go take a shit and would be back. So he went into the stall, but forgetting to lock the stall's door, he started grasping that pecker. Someone else came in having to take a really bad shit and coincidentally opened the stall door of the stall that Elvis was in. Elvis was so embarrassed that he had a heart attack. Later, Elvis's manager payed off the media to make up a fake story so Elvis wouldn't be thought of as a loser.
Person 1: Dude, it would suck to die getting caught cheating on your wife or jacking off.
Person 2: I read this really weird article somewhere named "Elvis Conspiracy Theory" that said that Elvis Presley died jacking off, that really had to have sucked.
Person 1: Yea, it must've.
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Includes feeling regretful,and outlandishly weird after a sexual encounter. Usually on one night stands. Most notably, you are not attracted to the person afterwards.
Bob -"Hey Dude...did you fuck her?"
Joe -"Awe shit man, it was a Jizz-Kill Theory."
Joe - "After I got done, I felt like I wanted to hang myself."
Bob - "YES! I warned you about the Jizz-Kill Theory"
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The early hominoids that preceded modern humans and that did not migrate out of Africa and into Europe and Asia.
If you don't believe in evolution take a look at the differnce between development of civilization between Europe and Africa, and you almost have to believe in the Lazy Ape Theory.
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T-C theory (Tit-Calf theory) states, very simply, that girls with large tits have skinny calves. Conversely, girls with small tits have full calves.
Did you notice Patty has nice big tits but beanpole legs? And Lori has tiny tits but really atheletic calves? They follow the T-C theory!
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The bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex.
"I noticed your 5" hoops and wanted some help in a little study I'm performing. It's called the Hoop Earring Theory, which states that the bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex. Can you tell me if that it true?"
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A theory that many Non-Vietnamese and Vietnamese people adapted to why alot of Vietnamese people are
considered so "hot headed" and violent and often in gangs as youths whether living in a poverty area are not.
The Violence Vietnamese Theory states that
since Vietnam itself, way back, had been in many devastating wars over and over for centuries. The surviving soldiers; who many times are young 13-18 year old guys, were often the more hot headed aggresive, but at the same time skilled, comes home and reproduce.
Through their blood and genetics is passed to their children, and their children grew up and war again, and those who survives with skills and aggresiveness, comes home and reproduce.
This cycle leads on for for up to 11 centures of war and destruction, which ultimatly leads to the Vietnamese of today.
It is important to notice, not everyone is the same. Most Vietnamese are friendly and heart warming if you are friendly towards them.
It does not matter where you go- Vietnam, California, Texas, Boston. Though, everything else changes, the surrounding environment, other people, the laws, their outfits, their technology. One thing will always remain the same....
Kid A: Yo, why do Vietnamese people get mad so easily and jump people over crap, I use to thought they were just another version of Chinese and koreans who are smart, but afraid to do anything else.
Kid B: You joking? you never heard of the Vietnamese Violence Theory? They are fucking violent in harsh times.
Do not get me wrong though, lol many Vietnamese are also smart. Remember Brains will beat Brute skills, but it takes Brains and Brute skills to survive in Vietnam during that era.
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The theory of the possibility of having 4 or more fathers. Such circumstances are a result of being the child of two homosexual males, who have split up and remarried, creating two pairs of homosexual partners, both tied to the child of the original two.
Mike: Not only does Andy have 4 eyes, he has 4 dads.
Lucas: Ahh, the 4 dad theory.
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