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International Jilly Day is a day to celebrate the ‘Jilly’ in your life in honour of the original Jilly Hunts Birthday. Jilly day is the most important day of the year as it celebrates your weed and nicotine addicted. Jilly will diagnose you with a brain tumour, and understand you have night googles. These are just a few of Jilly’s traits that add to her worthiness of a day of honour. We heart you Jilly.
Person 1: omg yay it’s international jilly day!! how did you meet your jilly?
Person 2: no way! my favourite day of the year!! aha actually, she stole my chips and salsa then proceeded to diagnose me with a brain tumour while high out of her mind.
Person 1: oh man, sounds like a great jilly.
International Jilly Day is a day to celebrate the ‘Jilly’ in your life in honour of the original Jilly Hunts Birthday. Jilly day is the most important day of the year as it celebrates your weed and nicotine addicted. Jilly will diagnose you with a brain tumour, and understand you have night googles. These are just a few of Jilly’s traits that add to her worthiness of a day of honour. We heart you Jilly.
Person 1: omg yay it’s international jilly day!! how did you meet your jilly?
Person 2: no way! my favourite day of the year!! aha actually, she stole my chips and salsa then proceeded to diagnose me with a brain tumour while high out of her mind.
Person 1: oh man, sounds like a great jilly.
I have internal sight, sound, vision, and pain. Which ones do you guys have?
Hym "Do you have all 4 internal senses class? Do you have MORE!? That would be fascinating. Minds are cool."
Internation Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day is a yearly event held every year on the 17th of August.
1: "Dude, did you hear?"
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."
March 18. At that day you are allowed to throw as many rocks as you can at femboys and they CANT fight back or complain
"Oh boy, i cant wait for march 18! International Throw rocks at femboys day is my favorite holiday!"
The month of March, in coordination with the Anniversary of the Assassination of Emperor Julius Caesar on the Ides (15th) of March in 44 B.C.E, where he was stabbed 23 times by a group of Roman Senators who conspired to kill him, is recognized as International Stabbing Month.
" We are forever stabbing that guy."
"Stabbing?"
"Oh oops. I meant stabbing. That's really funny."
"Well, it is March: International Stabbing Month"
Hector’s will be obligated to give free hugs to anyone that asks for it so just let them know!
“Do you know what day it is”
“No”
“Can I have a hug”
“Ohhhhhh”
“ It’s International Free hugs from Hector day“
“Ya”