kill thyself

kill yourself but in old english. Used when some asshole uses eloquent language.

"cometh the hour, cometh the man"

kill thyself!

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Kill Santa

Sucking the joy out a given area of interest, effectively damaging or destroying any related hopes and dreams.

It is named for the feeling you get when, as a child, you are told that Santa doesn't exist. Thus, killing Santa.

Guy 1: "You know, Taco Bell's meat isn't REALLY 80% beef"
Guy 2: "Way to kill Santa, guy"

Guy 1: "You know no girl is ever going to like you"
Guy 2: "You know you're killing Santa for me, right?"

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killing cops

A well known song by my band.Everyone loves it and it discusses the reasons why cops are fun to kill....suckers

killin cops its wat i do its wat i do

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kill whitey

What is loudly shouted by white prisoners in mock style of black inmates. Often while running a cup along the walls or bars.

KILL WHITEY! KILL WHITEY Kiiiillllllll!
Haha, the gaurds are gonna do the exact opposite of what I say.

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Kill Rape

To be destroyed very badly.
Best threat ever.

player1:Wanna play madden?
player2:Sure i'll fucking kill rape you!

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kill the noise

when the drop is so filthy that it causes you to loose you hearing momentarily

BOB-dude lets go to a concert and witness kill the noise...
LARRY- ok
BOB-bruh... he killed the noise so hard...
LARRY- WHAT, MY HEARING IS MOMENTARILY LOST!!

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killing a kitten

to "pull one out" or lonely masturbate by ones self.

"dude CJ is a fag, he killed a kitten last night"
"the other night i was talking to trevor on the phone. and he was killing a kitten"

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