Pulling a Jacob

To lock your keys in the car

Michael: Hey Jacob, wanna play some fibbage?

Jacob: Sorry man, I can't right now. I've locked my keys in the car... Again.

Michael: Really... Again? That's such a Jacob thing to do. You might even call it, pulling a Jacob.

jacob macaroni

a short skinny dark haired male with fuckboy additudes and gay ass haircuts. also pretends to be depressed

jacob macaroni shut the hell up

Jacob Henderson

Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock, and not treat women right. In bed he is usually a bottom and smells like a run down abandoned K Mart.

God that kid smells like a K mart, he must be a Jacob Henderson, look he sucks a lot of cock too.

Jacob's Dad

A piece of shit no one likes.

"Jacob's Dad is an asshole"

jacob austin

Sexy, Beutiful, and super sexy.
Smart and cool too
But unable to get a girlfriend...
EVER

Jacob Austin is sexy!

Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka

A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!

Jacob Bertand

The most wonderful human being, star of kirby buckets, the best person alive, happy 21 buddy

Jacob Bertand is the best person alive.