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jacob baloun

a sold racist, who hates black people and a Nazi. who also is part of the kkk should die cause he is a bad person and makes funny ass jokes

jacob baloun is so bad at everything

by 12234566 April 18, 2018


Jacob’s Dad

A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.

Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.

He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.

“I’d probably have to go Jacob’s Dad since he’s the most naked

by MantleLikesKids January 5, 2023


Jacob and Layla

A couple that is so romantic yet aggressive

Jacob and Layla are dating

by ArianaIsYes June 2, 2022


Hop on jacob

Hop on jacob is similar to hop on carlos but it is were you have a intense but hard-core deathly butsex with Jacob's 2 gay dad's while a random black dude with a beanie makes you deep throat his giant delicious shlong

Ay bro can you let me hop on carlos while you hop on jacob 😍😍😍🦍🦍🦍🧪

by Samuel Contreras March 9, 2022


jacob petty

Petty guy named Jacob. Human Bowlimg Ball

Don't be such a jacob petty

by Totally accurate definition June 19, 2017


jacob wagar

A white ass nigga who doesn't know what he's doing ever

Ufhhhhyggfghvcfgjbbgttjferhnfgj Jacob wagar

by JakkeyWags March 13, 2014


Jacob Dzivasen

Jacob is way to smart, he needs to be dumber.

Jacob Dzivasen is to smart grrrrrrr

by MeestaBoosta December 19, 2022