honey jams

- what LA ARMYs are
- a title better and superior to the commonly known “no jams” person
- someone or something that is positive, supportive and clingy/sticky like “honey” but in a good way 👍

RM: LA got HONEY JAMS
or

Person A: Are you a “no jams”?

Person B: Gross. I’m a “Honey Jams”, thank you very much

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jelly jam

When your cum mixes with blood and piss.

Last night after fucking a women I cut my penis and had a bad case of jelly jam

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sleep-jamming

v. The dancing of an extremely tired, nearly asleep concert-goer, though nodding off the person continues to move to the music.

Common at music festivals due to sleep deprivation, and hours of standing.

Did you see Todd sleep-jamming at the Umphrey's concert? He was loving it.

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schmeckleberry jam

Schmeckleberry jam is the results harsh thrusting of the schmeckle into a shirelle or manually pumping the schmeckle yourself in order to result in the spewing of an off-white jam-like substance.

Tara tasted the sweetest schmeckleberry jam after Richard had Tara jerk him off.

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Jam Marriott

Jam Marriott is the leader of jam cult which has amassed a decent following

Members of jam cult worship Jam Marriott

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Bologna and Jam

A term for Intercourse. Bologna referring to the penis and jam referring to the action of forcefully putting "it" in. Simply, a man "jamming" his penis into a woman's vagina.

Obama: Hey Hillary...you want some bologna and jam?

Hillary: Of course....I am the secretary of state for a reason.

Obama: Right On Hillary!

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pork jam

1) What cannibal's turn their victims into to tide them over for the winter.

2) A more tasteful way to say "Sticky white love piss"

1) Pass the pork jam, Eric, this toast is drier than a dead dingo's donger

2) You're never going to get that pork jam out of your hair

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