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an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)
I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.
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Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont pray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Be smart Sandy, Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch.
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when guys say they are "playing poker", the cover for circle jerking
so what are you doing tonight?
o...im just PLAYING POKER
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NBA fans showing enthusiasm for their team.
"Yeah you even have some jerk off fans trying to screw up a telecast" ~Bob Fitzgerald
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A minor member of the Bush Administration (either one).
Chad: Hey, Dick!
Dick Cheney, Jr: Yes, Chad?
Chad: Your dad is a jerk officer!
Dick Cheney, Jr: Shut up. (Shoots Chad in face)
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A wanker, that you sing; fucking jerk too.
Usually found behind the bar; with greesy hair and dirty fingernails.
Jerk get me beer.
Okay.
Youu can pay you fucking Jerk!
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what you dont want to be a part of...unless your gay...then maybe you might want the blindfold & cookie
damn.you were in some circle jerk last night...dont touch me god damn it
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