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Coppa John's

Another name for Papa Johns, Coppa John's is notorious for their nosy delievery drivers who call the police on their pot smoking customers.

Did you hear about the medical marijuana patient in Aurora colorodo who called papa johns and the delivery guy called the cops?

Oh shit! Boycott Coppa John's!

by 11godhhsul October 5, 2011

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John Wick

A man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He's not the boogieman. He's the guy you send to kill the fucking boogieman.

I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?

Russian1: Nice ride she a 70?
John Wick:69.
*After talking this russian dude named viggo his son steals his h=car and killed his dog. Viggo at the beginning ¨talks¨ with John and then just annihilate his ass

by Shia LaBeaof March 26, 2021


John Abraham

One of the hunkiest and most athletic Indian Bollywood Actors of all time. When he takes off his shirt every man feels insecure about their body

Woman: Did you go to the gym
Man: Yea I’m trying to get my John Abraham on

by Hindustani9999 October 9, 2019


John Paradise

a dark mostly unknown phanomene living in the trap house of Schnörwangens. He is besties with Kirsten and gets along with cows very well. His name comes from "John Deere", he likes to wear cappie of this brand
He likes them fine fine pickles out of the fine jar.
Cheese, ham, no fish for john.
Lunch at heidi is also always a pleasure
Secretly in love with Tim schnörwangen, jealous at Lina Rabe.

John paradise is a shy king cowboy sweetie
"My John is paradise."
"Are you going to spohler krug inventurparty?- j.p. Shakes head"
"Moin"

by A fine pickle jar February 11, 2023


John McGowan

A guy who's probably gay and stuff. I bet he likes swiss cheese and octopods

That John McGowan guy is probably gay and stuff. Bet he likes Octopods.

by UWasAtTheClub March 29, 2019


John Wallis

A truly big boy youtuber who gained 10 millions subs and lost them all in the same day however will be back up there someday. He is truly an amazing and as the Americans like to say "funny." He has definitely never tried to kiss up to a big youtuber for subs and his favorite food is himself because he a snac and a half.

John Wallis is my favorite YouTuber and he is potentially the best person to live on this earth.

by johngwallis July 13, 2018


john hits

Bong hits taken while on the john; i.e. hits of marijuana inhaled whilst seated on a toilet.

I started my day with some john hits. What a great way to relax.

by osirusR February 5, 2010