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j burn

When you eat alot of jalepeΓ±os and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally.

dude, i had a j burn and i couldn't sleep last night.

by JBesch April 24, 2007

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


j-diddles

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.

Friend: What you up to later?
Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit.

by Dash 5 March 7, 2007

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Jazzy J

Jazzy J arouses the younglings, seduces them and drains them with its unique 'ew' factor
Also known as Jiz (in my pants) J for those who have been lured into her Medusa snake hair and Gollum eyes.

Jazzy J shes a keeper

by ChandyKhanEhEhEh May 27, 2009

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


J-Mart

In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.

Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.

by ekulwyo October 28, 2006

17πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.

Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.

by jwife January 22, 2022


Lucky J

When a girl gives you head with braces and your lucky enough not to get cut.

"Ey bro, you know Whitney?"
"Yeah that broad with the braces"
"Mhm, she gave me head yesterday"
"So she gave you Lucky J?"

by 3 Palm November 24, 2013


Terry J

A hip-hop artist from Orlando, Terry Sanksalso known as Terry J has released several singles although unsigned. Originally haling from California, Terry is currently best known for his single "Bag Em' All" which features hip-hop artist Max V".

Man: "Did you hear that new Terry J track?"

Woman: "Yes, I want to have his kids!"

by hiphophead14 August 24, 2009