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When you cut your knees off and slap your partner with them
I was having a bad so my husband gave me a knee-slapper
Very thick, large knees that resemble a mini pie. This trait is found on "able" women. Generally these women also have haunches and cankles.
Mmmm..that big bitch is fine with her big pie knees.
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Growing knees is a secret way of referring to a black person.
Shit man, watch those growing knees down aisle 4, I know they're stealing.
Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.
“The new born baby is born with Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.”
Two people ejaculate on each other’s inner knee. Both then Lick it off and spit it into both penis tips. Afterwords the penis’s are helicoptered until the cum is all out. Lastly, they both pee in both tips and drink it from each other.
“This sleepover is getting pretty boring. Wanna try the Jamaican Knee Sweeper?” - Owen Stated
Shorts that stop above the knee.
If the knees don't show, the hoes won't go.
Joe looks good in his above the knee shorts.
Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.
Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?