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A doccumentary by david attenborough on monty python
*scene from eighth episode of life of brian*
David attenborough: ...and no better place to view a monty pythons sense of comedy is just over this wall *David attenborough looks down at Brian*
*A Centurion catches Brian writing graffiti on the palace wall.*
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home."
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's the Latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus"!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus.
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Annus" is?
Brian: Er, "Anni"!
Centurion: "Romani"... *writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti* "Eunt"? What is "eunt"?
Brian: "Go".
Centurion: Conjugate the verb, "to go"!
Brian: Er, "Ire." Er, "eo," "is," "it," "imus," "itis," "eunt."
Centurion: So, "eunt" is... ?
Brian Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans go home" is an order. So you must use... ? *twists Brian's ear*
Brian: Aaagh! Imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Er, er... "i", "i"!
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Plural, plural... er, "ite"!
Centurion: "Ite"... *writes "ite" on wall* "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion toward, isn't it?
Brian: Dative! *Centurion pulls out gladius and holds it against Brian's throat* Aaagh! Not the dative, not the dative! Er, er... accusative, accusative, "ad domum", sir, "ad domum"!
Centurion: Except "Domus" takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: "Domum"!
Centurion: "Domum"... *writes "Domum" on wall* Um. Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
David attenborough: *turns toward the camera* Amazing
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A promising Youtuber who lives in Texas, USA. She never plans out her videos ahead of time which makes her fun, derpy personality shine through naturally. Janelle has a plush giraffe that makes an appearance in all of her videos named Taches McGee, which is why some of her fans call her Janelle McGee. She is best known for her Ultimate Compliment - 'I want to eat your face' which her fans have now adopted. Janelle's fans call themselves 'Janellets'.
'I want to eat your face.' -Janelle
'Hey, have you check out the latest Janelle Life video?'
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a short time around 75 years where you can do stuff. many people think their life sucks and its unfair and so on and thats true, but if you think about it, it doesnt matter because:
life is just like a game you have been forced to play. good for you if things are nice and it really sucks if you have a rough trot. one day you will die and thats it! your existance will be forgotten in time. its not like you have to do anything important in your life, because actually no one (really) cares.
the most important thing about your life is, that you are happy. do the things you want, not what others say. fuck stuff like stress, anger, hate, sadness and so on. you dont need that in your life. ok beeing sad sometimes is ok but dont take that shit to serious. its just your life, have as much fun as possibile an then die and rest in peace. thats the way!
1: oh god life sucks! i want to die!
2: live on. your life is short anyway.
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1. When something is so completely unbelievable/ridiculous that it doesn't seem real.
2. When some fuckery takes place in your life to the point where it seems surreal.
Josh: Dude, did you see Justin Biebers porno with Megan Fox?
Matt: WTF, THIS CAN'T BE LIFE!!
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So, today I almost got bit by a dog, raped by Rebecca black, I lost 5 thousand dollars, then my dog died. This can't be life.
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When you are doing mash work and making yourself money you are on top of life and life isn't getting the better of you. You are chopping life and not letting life chop you.
"Yo Sohail I rate the hustle"
"You know it, that's chop life!"
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It doesn't exist.
A common misconception.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A:
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Having two lives, one of which you do not want other's to know about.
The life that everyone believes is your "true" life is one of complacency and subtlety, one in which the person is generally unassuming and does whatever they are told. However, in the second, "secret" life, the true essence of the person is displayed, and is generally only revealed to coworkers and/or close friends. Sometimes, the person may go their whole life without anyone ever revealing their true identity, as they may not be accepted for who they really are by the ones they love. This is the classic scenario for many super heros and young girls whos parents are from "the old country" and dont want their AMERICAN KIDS to experience an AMERICAN lifestyle.
Charles: Hey Amanda, whats up? Can you hang out?
Amanda: No, I have stay home, my parents are here. They are from another country, and they dont accept me hanging out with american kids. They dont know about my double life yet.
Charles: That sucks. Oh well, want to see a movie later?
Amanda: Sure, I'll just tell them i'm working. They're pretty gullible, they'll buy anything I tell them.
Charles: Sweet!
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