LOL, Frank!

A means to bring about a swift resolution to any conflict, regardless of size, nature, or location.

I disagree; I happen to think the United States occupation of Turkey during the Cuban Missile Crisis was very justified.

You're wrong. LOL, Frank!

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

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lol cool

Something that someone says/texts/type when they want to reply, but really don't feel like talking to you, or truly can not think of anything to say/text/type. (This phrase is IMPOSSIBLE to respond to.)

Person 1 - I went to Chile's today.

Person 2 - Lol cool.

Person 1 -.... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THAT?!

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LOL BONNED

(Pronounced lol bawned)
A way to publicly harass someone VERY VERY loudly who you have just beat at something that involved intense competition. (note: LOL BONNED must be yelled at the top of your lungs)

Halo Player 1: I'm gonna own you.
Halo Player 2: No, you're not.
*Halo Player 2 wins*
Halo Player2: LOL BONNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lol timeout

The time after a joke is told after which people will think you slow if you laugh.

Alice says something funny.
Much time passes.
Bob: haha
Charlie: lol timeout

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hey lol

if someone says hey lol they wanna rail the shit out of you

guy sees beautiful girl
guy"hey lol"
girl"hey"

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lol-a-coughter

when you laugh so much, you start coughing.

Person One: "Roger, the bells gone"
"I didn't take it."

Person Two: "Lol-a-coughter.. *coughs hysterically* hahahaha cough ha ciuyghgihun.

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kae lol

-does not like men
but will gladly bully one if necessary(spamming "die" in their dms)

-dyslexic
cannot spell at all, but when she's serious she can suddenly spell. scary.

- loves ella and nine
idk why

shiki: hey babe

kae lol: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die
kae: die

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