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Waldwick Middle School

Watch out for hammers. The principal, Mr. Meyers seems to always have a hammer or two up his ass.

I don't like Waldwick Middle School because Mr. Meyers drops the hammer.

by Wmsdude February 11, 2019


two ends in the middle

Running between two sides of a situation--bad-mouthing the opposing side to gain their trusts--to see who comes out on top.

"Look at that fool playing 'two ends in the middle' with those crews; No integrity, no honor."

by David P. March 20, 2008


Middle Finger Newton

Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.

(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)

Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?

Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)

by Donald Biden November 25, 2020


Clinton Middle School

Worst place on Earth. Located in Clinton, Massachusetts, this wretched school has dinosaurs for teachers, kids in the 7th grade getting detained, and overpowered substitute teachers.

1. Anthony- Hey I used to go to Clinton Middle School. Worst place ever. 2. Class A1- Lucky!

by Orggee12 April 09, 2017


Holland Middle School

This is the school where kids vape, make tik toks,and hide their vape in the ceiling tiles in the bathroom. Our parents pay a ridiculous amount of money in taxes, yet we’re still stuck with these shitty teachers, and random ass TV’s in the hallways that don’t even have a clock on them, the one thing we actually need. All of the white kids here think that they’re so ghetto, and the sad part is they try and act like it. Most of these white kids are either rich, Russian, or both. Welcome to Holland Middle School.

Random Kid: Hey, did you just hear that white kid wearing Yeezys scream the n word??
Me: Yeah, he’s probably from Holland Middle School.

by Bada-Bing-Bada-Boom May 09, 2019


Goff middle schools

A boring ass school with some short ass bitches with some ugly ass boys and girls but think girls the assistant principal can go suck a dick and there dress code sucks ass checks

Goff middle schools suck dick

by your lovely cousin October 03, 2021


Pikesville Middle School

An okay school in BCPS that is filled with Baltimore County people that think they are from Baltimore City, white people trying to be black, rich kids, kids zoned for Owings Mills Middle, memes, and gray sweatpants. Whether you like it or not, Pikesville Middle is a way of life.

Person 1: Oh, you go to Pikesville Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: What's it like?
Person 2: Memes, gray sweatpants, and "thugs" that live in Baltimore County

by pmsisewwwww March 27, 2019