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Trough monkey

a female (or male) that resides in male urinals,whos sole purpose is to suck the remaning urine out of a males dick after pissing.

that narina girl is a trough monkey

by Roach1 September 30, 2005

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monkey-hole

Rectum. (Damn near killed 'em!)

No one should ever have a dildo the size of a zucchini crammed into her monkey-hole.

by quonsar the magnificent November 10, 2003

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monkey dacker

Mid-Atlantic vernacular for members of a fishing message board who for the most part talk alot of shit and dont actually fish much.

Refugees from "the Other Place".

Those who quiver at the sound of "She who cannot be named".

Goodgrief is the quintessential Monkey Dacker

by Pasture_denizen September 6, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


office monkey

Low paying low self esteem job involving no creativity or thought other than how to avoid the attentions of a team leader who earns a little more than 1000 pounds more than you .

remember these people are office monkeys so killing them isn't a crime their already dead inside

by dregj September 21, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey run

The stupid half-run people do when the crossing signal light goes from green to red as they're crossing the road.

Look at that guy doing a monkey run across the street.

by mazzyg January 6, 2009

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monkey jew

What you call a Jewish person who is acting stupid

Koob you're such a monkey jew

by Billcheese1 November 28, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock monkey

As a professional porn "star", I felt the need to add to this:

"Cock monkey" is a variant for male porn star/ legal professional male whore. It addresses the mechanical aspects of prolonged sex for commercial entertainment purposes, in multiple positions and in camera friendly ways which are different than sex in a private setting.

A guy fucking for a living on camera is a cock monkey or porn star, or both, depending on how you look at it.

If, as a porn star, some other dude director is telling you when to get your dick up and when and where to shoot your wad then that makes you a cock monkey. If the director is telling you to raise your ass higher so he can see you fucking the chick doggie style from underneath, that makes you a cock monkey.

You may also consider yourself a porn star at the same time. Being a porn star requires charisma, fame, talent and ego.

Being a cock monkey requires having a dick and being able to perform the most basic duties on command like getting an erection and ejaculating within a small window of time.

No P.h.d. required.

"There sure were a lot of cock monkeys in that gang bang. I could barely see the chick at all with all the dudes surrounding her"

That guy's not a porn star, he's just a cock monkey. He does low paying porn jobs like bukkakes and load dumps after the girl fucks some other guy.

by JeremySteele07 February 11, 2009

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