Surrogate Mother

Typically done in threesome of two females and one male. The male cums in the first females mouth, who then spits the cum into the other females vagina. Possibly resulting in pregnancy.

At the end of that threesome I became a surrogate mother.

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Mother married

A man married to a woman which is a carbon copy of his own mother.

Wife: did you clean your room?! did you ask for a pay rise? did you plan the holidays? do I have to tell you ALL THE TIME what you have to do? you are never going to grow up are you?!
Husband: gosh, I thik I mother married...

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mother nug

When multiple nugs of marijuana combine to form one large nug

Out of the 70 sack I pulled out one 7g mother nug.

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smother's mother

A over-bearing and over-loving mother whose pressure feels like a pillow over the face i.e. smothering you

Tommy: The mothering thing, okay. You’re smothering him with the moth- you’re a smother's mother . That’s what you are. You, you know what I mean? It’s like a pillow, a love pillow that you’re holding over the kid. He can’t breathe.

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Mother Puma

The proud mother of a puma.

Holy christ look at that graceful mother puma over there protecting her young from a pack of yetis.

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Mother Frutter

The frutter of all frutters. He/She will get the people who you think are not frutter-able.

That man is a fiiiiine Mother Frutter! He got me in the copy room when I was bending over the copy machine filling the toner.

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Mother War

A character in the emo-rock album, The Black Parade by the band My Chemical Romance.

The song Mama is about Mother War.

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