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Mickey Mouse Club

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?

Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021


Mickey Mouse Show

an event or location that attracts many people/tourists despite being completely absurd, nonsensical, or overpriced.

That carnival was a complete mickey mouse show.

by epic memmme August 11, 2019


The Mouse

Other Word for Disney.

"The Mouse really fucked the Star Wars Sequel up."

by internet internet December 20, 2020


mickey mouse is garbage

no its not you idiot

mickey mouse is garbage guys its garbage

by youAreDumbMonke July 1, 2021


Flush the Mouse

To screw up, to fold under pressure, to do the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Stony Brook was in the lead, but then those choking dogs did what they do best, Flush the Mouse, and lost by 22.

by TK’s Littles March 28, 2024


flush the mouse

screwing something up, originated on The Tony Kornheiser Show podcast by ESPN luminary Tony Kornheiser.

Boy Jim, your report was terrible. Next time you better not flush the mouse or we may have to let you go.

by mennosimons March 21, 2024


flush the mouse

When one, in a fit of anxiety and unsure of the best next steps, makes a rash an ill-advised decision leading to a bad outcome. Originally conceived and made famous on the Tony Kornheiser Show.

I wasn't even sure what state Oakland was in, but I only had two more minutes to submit my bracket, so I picked Kentucky to win. Man, I really flushed the mouse on that one.

Tony: I didn't know what to do with this dead mouse. So, I thought, "I know! I'll flush the mouse."
Michael: Oh, no.

by xSD-305x March 27, 2024