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The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it
Damn I gave that girl the Alaskan Condom
A transparent plastic luggage cover
Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.
A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.
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During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.
Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.
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A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.
Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!
On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
'Hey jude! did you heard?! it's national condom day! go wear a condom man!
When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.
'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.