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The fun family game when someone bring out a just baked cookie then everyone proceds to masterbate on it. The last one to "blow their load" has to eat the cooke.
I was the 3rd to last in ooky cooky. poor johny wasnt so lucky.
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n. Similar to the ookie cookie. After chugging some ex-lax (or eating a chewable ex-lax tablet), a group of guys stand in an out-facing circle. A cookie (any variety) is placed at the center of the circle. The guys assume a squatting position so they each cover a portion of the cookie. The goal is to not be the first guy to unleash his stanky fudge onto the cookie. The first guy to have an assplosion onto the cookie must eat the cookie, but only after all guys have drained their colons. For added fun and excitement, participants should consume large amounts of corn the evening before they partake in the Dookie Cookie.
Tim: "Man, I sure am hungry for a snack!"
Matt: "Here, take some ex-lax and join the circle. If you are the first to shat, you can have the dookie cookie!"
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best damn monster in sesame street who gets orgasms eating cookies.
cookie monster went to rehab in family guy.
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In the ethnic gay world, "cookies" is a word that could be used instead of 'ass'. "Eating Cookies" means that a person's ass (usually a male) is made love to with a tongue in preparation for anal penetration.
"Eating Cookies". He wanted to stick his cock in my ass but we were all out of lube. If he wanted to slip inside of me, he was going to have to get me soft, wet, and relaxed. I told him that he would have to eat my cookies first.
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The perfect racial combination of a newborn baby consisting of 1/3 Asian, 1/3 black, and 1/3 Caucasian, resulting in a golden-like skin tone.
My child ended up being a golden cookie after I smashed that half Asian half white girl. How lucky could my black ass get!
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Espresso cookie is a hot ass cookie, he also has a large ass :)) <3
Espresso cookies large ass was sticking out of his pants
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Lapping up a thick milky (Vagina Cum) some women ejaculate during cunnilingus.
Her Cookie and Cream was all over His tongue as she Orgasmed, it was a bit thick and salty
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