noob sauced

the pownage of a n00b(z).

"hey manny, your boobs are concave."
"whaaaaaa?"

manny gets noob sauced every french class,
manny is the defintion of n00b.
(ps ashton b. is too.)

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Synchro noob

a player of yugioh who gets to win almost ever game by useing synchro monsters

bob is a synchro noob for useing snychro monsters.

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sg noob

This stands for shot gun noob
or at least i use it for that purpose I first learned it in Call of Duty 2 where everyone used it for someone who runs around shotgunning you(its really annoying). I then got Modern Warfare 2 and I still use it but I dont think other people do yet. But I dont know if anyone will tho.

Bob: That guy just came out of nowhere and shotguned me!
Joe:Yeh, he's a real sg noob

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Noob's Opening

A chess opening using by noobs/newbs etc who think they know how to play the game, but actually lack the fundemental understanding and intelligence necessary for chess. The opening consists of:

1. e4 e5
2. Qh5 ...

At which poing if White is allowed to take the Black e5 pawn with the Q it is a very strong position for him, especially as it comes with Check. This is known as the Noob Opening position. However, Black simply plays:

...Nc6

to guard the pawn. The typical noob will then play:

3. Bc4

With a threat of check mate with Qxf7. However, Black then plays:

...g6

After which the noob will play:

4. Qf3

This is the Uber-Noob's Opening position. After Black's next move of:

...Nf6

White's "attack" is over and Black has an enormous lead in development.

So in summary, the noob believes he is going to get a fast check-mate with Qxf7, but any black player worth their while will quicky avoid this and gain an enormous lead in piece development and in most cases will force the White Q all the way back to its starting square: hence a complete waste of time.

The Noob's Opening is typically played by gobby teenage chess players who will talk trash during the game to try and distract the other player.

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420 noob

Your typical online gamer who thinks they are being original by putting something to do with weed in the name.

Dude did you see me just pwn that guy?" "Yea he's a total 420 noob."

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noob dancer

in any shooting game, when a player tries to move around quickly, or jump around in order to avoid getting shot at by an enemy in close proximity, they are being a noob dancer (it is commonly used when the player is reloading, is using a grenade etc., in which they arent able to fire back at the enemy)

P1 approaches P2 from behind. P2 turns around and notices P1, so P2 starts to move around, crouch, jump, etc. Instead of shooting at him. P2 is considered a noob dancer for "dancing" instead of firing back

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noob whack

death from noob melee on online games.

OMG joo gt noob whacked!!1111!!1111

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