Fire Hose

When you fuck a chick in the pussy and piss in it.

You Fire Hosed your mom.

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You're fired

Phrase that made a Billionaire...a little bit more rich, like he needed it in the first place.

Donald, since you have enough $ to last you your lifetime plus, YOU'RE FIRED....I'm the new spokesperson for The Apprentice!!!

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Fire In the Hole

1) Something said when an explosion is imminent.

2) Something said when an ass explosion is imminent (usually one of those pre-shit ones that smell like rotting dead people.)

1) "Fire in the Hole!" **BOOM!!**

2) "Fire in the Hole!"
"Oh, sweet holy Christ what is that smell?"

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fire pit

When a person has red hair, they usualy have red pubic hair. So the penis is covered with orange hair and it looks like a fire pit.

Kyle Nichols has a big huge fire pit that all the girls gag on when they see it.

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Friendly Fire

A sexual maneuvre wherein one performs felatio on a man, and then right before he reaches orgasm, turns the weapon on it's owner causing the felatio recipient to ejaculate on himself.

"Dude it was awesome but right when I was about to finish in her mouth, she pointed it at me! Yeah, I spunked on myself, Friendly Fire bro... she got me!"

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tire fire

Pronounced TAR FAR by hicks, this is a pile of tires that is constantly on fire in a small town called Springfield. They have never put it out, but that's only because they are too lazy to even try.

How did a giant pile of tires get into the middle of the town, let alone catch on fire and stay like that for years? Exactly

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You're fired

An unsympathetic and merciless phrase which may be used by those with the power to hire and fire employees or contractors, when they no longer require the services of those in their employ.

Popularised by the entertainer Donald Trump on the TV show 'The Apprentice', before the majority of US voters decided to turn the phrase on him in November 2020.

"Mr Trump, the people have spoken: you're fired!"

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