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When you fuck a chick in the pussy and piss in it.
You Fire Hosed your mom.
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Phrase that made a Billionaire...a little bit more rich, like he needed it in the first place.
Donald, since you have enough $ to last you your lifetime plus, YOU'RE FIRED....I'm the new spokesperson for The Apprentice!!!
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1) Something said when an explosion is imminent.
2) Something said when an ass explosion is imminent (usually one of those pre-shit ones that smell like rotting dead people.)
1) "Fire in the Hole!" **BOOM!!**
2) "Fire in the Hole!"
"Oh, sweet holy Christ what is that smell?"
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When a person has red hair, they usualy have red pubic hair. So the penis is covered with orange hair and it looks like a fire pit.
Kyle Nichols has a big huge fire pit that all the girls gag on when they see it.
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A sexual maneuvre wherein one performs felatio on a man, and then right before he reaches orgasm, turns the weapon on it's owner causing the felatio recipient to ejaculate on himself.
"Dude it was awesome but right when I was about to finish in her mouth, she pointed it at me! Yeah, I spunked on myself, Friendly Fire bro... she got me!"
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Pronounced TAR FAR by hicks, this is a pile of tires that is constantly on fire in a small town called Springfield. They have never put it out, but that's only because they are too lazy to even try.
How did a giant pile of tires get into the middle of the town, let alone catch on fire and stay like that for years? Exactly
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Fire Taint is the painful, yet semi-erotic burning of the gludial cleft or taint. Inflammation, itching, burning, and possible bloodiness associated with irritation of the taint (aka - irri-taint), most commonly associated with over-wiping of one's ass. It may be caused by chaffing, rubbing vigourously without proper lubrication or a lack of grundle butter, especially after excercise or long walks combined with high temperatures and exceptionally wet and / or hot farts.
I had many beers and wings last night. Farted and sharted all day......now I have wicked fire taint and can't sit. My girl would not give me grundlatio, I am pissed.
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