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The best yter on earth. If you disagree then go burn in a hole.
Person A: Mountain Wolf Plays is the best yter
Person B: Incorrect
Person A: die
Person C: die
Person D: die
Person B: sorry I meant correct
Dáin II Ironfoot
After Thorin, Fili and Kili have died, Thorin's cousin Dáin II Ironfoot of the iron hills becomes king of Duran's folk, otherwise known as king under the mountain.
When a Finnish man farts on his female lover's bosom, causing the fart to sounds twice as loud as it usually would.
Mikki: "Bro, what did you and that hot snack do yesterday night?"
Roope: "Yeah man, I heard it through the wall in my room!"
Viliami: "Hey guys, I arctic mountain echoed her."
An inadvertent mis-rendering of the saying "making a mountain out of a molehill" - enlarging an issue beyond its merits or needs - which unintentionally and charmingly accentuates the disparity.
"So what? You lent me your car to go grocery shopping. For whatever, an hour, and I brought it back! It was not three weeks later! Sixteen days is much closer to two weeks. You are so totally making a mountain out of a molehole".
When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.
Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!
The prince of the Mountain Dew addicts :D
"Hey dude I went to the Mountain Dew Prince's palace yesterday"
"Really? how was it?"
"AWESOME!!"
When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.
I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.