old hat

Vulva or vagina, esp. of a lady the senior side of 35. Popular term in the Victorian era.

Be careful dismounting that boneshaker, Delilah, lest the world and his dog see your old hat.

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old bat

acronym for bitter and twisted

The girl guides ran from the yard as the old bat screamed at them.

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old school

when you dont pull out during sex

johnny: im about to cum
vivian: dont forget to pull out
johnny: no bitch, im old school!

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old man

johnathan torres

that johnathan torres is an old man

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old mate

Old Mate can be used to isolate a single individual out of a returned servicemen's earlybird dinner special at the local.

Oy old mate, You. Me. Outside the R-ey. Right Now.

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Old Navy

The clothing store for gays. Only gay people shop here because they are attracted by the store's gay songs and commercials.

Old Navy has to be the gayest store ever devised.

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The Old Switcharoo

post yourself as a woman on a chat site and get a date but when you meet, dress like a woman and tuck your juck in between your legs, hopefully you get in bed with this man (or woman) and right as you get naked, pull out your "stuff" and hopefully he/she doesn't kill you. Have Fun

John - Hey, lets do it.
Susan - ok, lets get nekkid.
Susan - *whip out junk* Aww yea son!The Old Switcharoo!
John - Oh, you son of a bitch! 'mon kia you!

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