honey jams

- what LA ARMYs are
- a title better and superior to the commonly known “no jams” person
- someone or something that is positive, supportive and clingy/sticky like “honey” but in a good way 👍

RM: LA got HONEY JAMS
or

Person A: Are you a “no jams”?

Person B: Gross. I’m a “Honey Jams”, thank you very much

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jelly jam

When your cum mixes with blood and piss.

Last night after fucking a women I cut my penis and had a bad case of jelly jam

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sleep-jamming

v. The dancing of an extremely tired, nearly asleep concert-goer, though nodding off the person continues to move to the music.

Common at music festivals due to sleep deprivation, and hours of standing.

Did you see Todd sleep-jamming at the Umphrey's concert? He was loving it.

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schmeckleberry jam

Schmeckleberry jam is the results harsh thrusting of the schmeckle into a shirelle or manually pumping the schmeckle yourself in order to result in the spewing of an off-white jam-like substance.

Tara tasted the sweetest schmeckleberry jam after Richard had Tara jerk him off.

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pork jam

1) What cannibal's turn their victims into to tide them over for the winter.

2) A more tasteful way to say "Sticky white love piss"

1) Pass the pork jam, Eric, this toast is drier than a dead dingo's donger

2) You're never going to get that pork jam out of your hair

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Jam Marriott

Jam Marriott is the leader of jam cult which has amassed a decent following

Members of jam cult worship Jam Marriott

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pitchin a jams

pronunciation: 'pich-in uh jams
function: descriptive phrase

Etymology: Middle English pich, from Old English pic, from Latin pic-, pix; akin to Greek pissa pitch, Old Church Slavonic picilu

1: to have an emotional meltdown online

2: to have fits of hissy

3. to not play well with others. ever.

man, did you see the 'choose one' thread? f'ga asked "salsa or cha cha?", waxie chose salsa and mojo started pitchin' a jams.

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