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When your kidneys come out of your body to kick some ass. Side effects may include death.
This guy tried to kidney punch me, but luckily i kidney blocked that motherfucker. Still haven't gotten my kidneys back though.
When a fat man slams his stomach on the top of a male or femals head while recieving a blow job.
Hey jed, dont't you know that bears love it when your cinder blocking them!
Shit! Im sorry Jenn! I didn't mean to tell everyone about me cinder blocking you into a coma.
It is when you are software engineer and rename your Code::Blocks because of the reasons.
Damn bro again some dirty work in Cock::Blocks.
A neighborhood that gets very treacherous late at night. Like Northeast Yonkers.
“I was posted on Murda Block last night. It gets wicked out there.”
When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.
I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.
A square turd. A rectangular prism of a hearty black turd. It consists of a very rough texture. It is usually painful and sometines stringy. It pops out slow and hurts for a while afterwords.
You may also be considered a butt block if you are an asshole with a square jaw, face, or if you have a square-like personality.
"After I squeezed out that massive butt block, I had to show my mom so she could take me to the doctor." "I obtained some but damage." "My dog, jerry, left a quality butt block on my nieghbors lawn."
Similar to being "cock blocked", only with a song. This happens when your favorite station on the radio starts to play your favorite song and you get really excited, only to realize it was only part of one of those "montages" with several other popular songs. You then proceed to swear at your radio for song blocking you.
I got so excited when Rush started coming on the radio but it was only part of one of those stupid song montages. I totally got song blocked.