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Bald headed man with glasses who takes selfies in his spare time.
That man looked some what like a Dan weber
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Anal fornication with ones cousin in a friends bed.
After a family reunion I pulled a totally sweet Celebrity Dan.
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The biggest milf out there. Rumor has it she once took a horse cock in every hole of her body. This mom has the perfect ass to tits ratio, and fucks any male she sees. This women is an extremely elegant whore who is willing to do anything for a nice taste of cock. This is the type of women to fuck the whole baseball, basketball, football and hockey team within a week.
Yo man, I would love to absolutely obliterate Dan's mom.
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Dan Carlo is a person who loves DanTDM, Adi Fishman, Kiera Bridget, Caylus and other cool youtubers you know but if you choose Logan Paul or Morgz or any other stupid youtubers, Dan Carlo will despise you and will never ever forget you.
He learns from his mistakes, he is trilingual because he's awesome and he consumes awesome foods everyday. He is allergic to drama and hatred. He is always positive(except the coronavirus).
Never ever eat balut and taho. Those foods are one of the best desserts that the Philippines has buf Dan Carlo hates it. If Dan Carlo see you eats balut or taho, he will despise you. He will remember that you ate food that Dan Carlo hate.
Remember guys, listen to Dan Carlo so your life would be cool as his
Dan Carlo is a cool person.
You should'nt put the word "Dan Carlo" in a sentence that is not cool.
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A loving human, who only want to see everyone he loves succeed. All around laugh box and agony aunt :)
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Pretty much just a demonic April fools joke they do every year starting in 2015. Their channel name is deceiving; their crafts are just some excuse to summon Satan. They have almost 1,000,000 subscribers; I feel bad for the people working at YouTube who have to give them the Golden Play Button.
Person one: Hey, do you know why every single YouTube video I go on has the comments, "Soft and Neat"?
Person two: Oh, just a channel called Dan and Phil Crafts where they summon Satan and stuff.
Person one: ...
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A meme originating from Panic! At The Disco's week 5 tour recap video, in which Brendon Urie throws a tantrum and someone in the background shouts "Dan, get the granola" requesting the band's drummer Dan Pawlovich to get said granola.
Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.
Brendon: *wailing*
Kenny: Dan get the granola