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Tattoo on the small of a woman's back, usually roundish with rays or flames and two colors (green and/or red will be invovled most often), located precisely where a guy should set his beer while nailing her doggie style. Most prevalent with porn stars, wannabe porn stars, biker chicks, drrrty grrrls, and suburban fluff chicks who want everybody to think they're hard.
Gents - Are you horny? Then hit the club and scout for chicks with the Bar Slut Hat Trick - crop top, low-rider pants or skirt, and beer coaster tatt on display. (Tight jeans with high heels also a good indicator.)
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An ingenious invention designed to consume a beverage at a high rate of speed.
Travis: Dude lets get drunk fast as shit.
Matt: Yeah mother fucker, lets do a beer bong.
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The act upon where one is far too intoxicated to maintain a set position on a bar stool or similar object and subsequently appears to have been shot by a silent assassin as they hit the floor. Can normally be accompanied with crys of owch..
"Man I wish I'd not mixed my drinks earlier"
"But you will insist"
"thud"
"oweiii, I've just been shot by the beer sniper"
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"Oh tits, I've ran out of Beer Vouchers, where is the nearest ATM?"
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Coveted by women the world over. Beer Dog, or Love Dog as the ladies call him, has the sexual stamina of a silverback gorilla and the penis of a National winner. A preditor of Social Me and winner of the Chewbacca Awards 3 years running.
"Hello my name is Flanders. I have never had sex with a women before, unlike that Love Master....The Beer Dog !!"
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What douchebags were born playing.
"Congratulations ma'm, you just gave birth to a douche! Look at that, he's playing beer pong at the nursery already!"
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The term used to define a long lasting male sexual performance after a full night of drinking.
Jane complained that her jaw hurt after giving head to Dan for over an hour to which Dan replied, "bitch I can't help it, I got a mad case of the beer cock."
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