balla block

During basketball, this is when you get a tip block with one hand and come swinging through with the other hand to smash it down. It is a windmill motion.

Did you see Dwight Howard with that balla block? He smashed that stuff!

Exegeter's Block

Very similar to Writer's Block or to Reader's Block except it is when you can't seem to get around to Exegeting certain passages of scripture because it's been assigned as a rediculously long homework assignment.

teacher:"Have you even started your homework yet? Or are you procrastinating?"

me: "I'm not procrastinating; I just have this massive exegeter's block!"

Student's Block

A serious condition when a person finds themselves unable to revise, study or concentrate on school work. Generally involves procrastination, spending time uselessly and using every excuse to avoid doing any work.

Person 1: Hey! We've got an exam in January, have you revised?
Person 2: Lol no, I've had student's block all Christmas

Bedwars Blocking

When your friend wants to play Bedwars in Minecraft because their account is banned from Hypixel but you don't want to lend your account to them.

Marcus: Hey man, i wanna play Bedwars, can you lend your account to me
John: Nah man, I'm not about that life
Marcus: DUDE, stop Bedwars Blocking

Murdoch blocked

Refusing to view an article because it is published by a website, magazine, or newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch. A replacement article may have to be found if the article subject was interesting.

"Did you see this article in the Wall Street Journal? Firefighters rescued a puppy from a tree!"

"Nope, didn't see it, don't intend to. Murdoch blocked."

twack block

Its like a cock block, but for girls.

"I don't want to twack block you"

Taken from the movie Friends with Benefits.

Wok-block

1) The act of refusing to order Chinese food, and instead making it yourself.

2) The act of eating the leftover oriental takeout of a coworker, roommate or family member.

* This also applies to people sitting next to you at Benihana

"Dude, i was at Benihana, for my girlfriends birthday, and the guy sitting next to me started eating my shrimp!"

"Wok-blocked"