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Business Meeting

A lockdown gathering of Tories whereby no notes are taken, no actions given, and no laptops, iPads, or phones are present. Only wine and cheese.

It wasn't a party or a gathering, it was a business meeting with wine and cheese

by TiredOfTories December 20, 2021


business shoulder

Sore shoulder from performing many hand shakes

I've been so busy networking this week I've got business shoulder from all the handshakes

by Uberbabe December 16, 2016


Business Misleader

A Chipmunk like individual fed with a silver spoon as a baby, who at school intimidated those he considered less fortunate than himself and went on to be educated at university specialising in learning vocabulary to an unnecessarily high standard.

In order to impress, he mastered an uncanny ability for repeatedly dropping words into every conversation, words that only he understands. On occasions, these words will be duplicated to a point where nobody has the faintest idea what he is talking about.

He is easily impressed by empty responses to his regularly posted pompous drivel on various social media platforms which tend to be followed by equally delusional individuals.

Difficult financial situations within the company are created by the ill judged and ultimately fatal decisions he makes during the crusade to fuel his ego and gain recognition as a business leader for which he has absolutely no knowledge, let alone ability to achieve.

When faced with difficult situations which require confronting with determination and commitment, he has an unrivalled ability to speedily retreat and disappear without trace. Occasionally, he comes out under the cover of darkness to pillage and pilfer the product of his employees hard work.

His response to a position of financial adversity is not to seek a solution for his employees and their families but simply to abdicate his responsibility by handing his dummy to the Administrator

As the business misleader the company wont last long with me in charge

by Ravey Davey Gravy October 8, 2023


the world's best business psychologist

A common Saying in northern Berlin.

Used to refer to Russians who have exceptionally white skin.
Supposedly it is from the late 90s come and can also be related to phenomenal beautiful eyes, cheek blasts and other body parts.

"You are surly the world's best business psychologist Sophie!"
"Trank You You!"

by Ugolino July 12, 2019


The Worlds Best Business Psychologist

A common Saying in northern Berlin. Mostly in russian communitys.
Used to refer to Students who have exceptionally white skin and/or beautiful eyes, cheek blasts and other body parts.
Supposedly it is from the late 90s.

You are the Worlds Best Business Psychologist!

by Ugolino July 13, 2019


Jenny Craig going out of business after 40 years

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business that helped people lose weight through coaching and meals, will shut down after four decades of operation after failing to secure additional financing.

Management informed workers of the news in an email late Tuesday, and company-owned centers where members pick up meals, consult with coaches and weigh in were closed as of Wednesday, the employee said, adding that franchise-owned locations may remain open.

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by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023


business casualty

the Death of the Soul due to prolonged and continuous donning of Business Casual attire

the loss of Personality as a result of ritualistic daily preference for Soft Silky Slacks with Dresséd Shirts

Here lies Mark Connors (1994–2016), who previously lived a life full of Joy, Normalcy, and Fat, but died of the Death, due to the Business; a Business Casualty as it were

"Sources estimate business casualties in the thousands, with many families soon to be destitute as a result of Presses Shirts and Pleats."

by uncle fuckbucket September 19, 2022