grass

touch it. now.

a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.

Dude 1: broo stop tryharding at this simple game
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now

Grass

Verb
The act of throwing grass at oneself

"Now get out of here before I grass you!" He said while chasing the intruder.

Grass

A source of life that lives everywhere on earth and also the deadliest weapon against "discord moderators" or any games, only high level chads can touch grass.

Op1 : Go touch grass
Genshin Impact Player : *dies from no social life*

Grass

Literally the thing that grows on mud.
why the fuck did you search this?

Shitass: 'what's this green stuff on the ground

Bob: 'its grass, shitass.'

Grass

Grass, a plant organism that grows from the ground which 50% of the children of earth hasn't touched yet due to being too young, or is too addicted to Fortnite and would rather look at Non-existent women instead.

*Over text*
Jimmy: Hey we have to make a project about grass.

Billy: Wtf is that shit.

Grass

A snitch

A: OMG Tyler is such a Grass
B: I know he Grassed on me for being on my phone

grass

go touch some

Jay: nah bro i been sweatin at COD so hard lately
Wilson: go touch grass bro