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(adj. or noun) refers to any topic of safe, meaningless conversation used when someone is afraid to come to terms with their sexual desires.
Swingers
"The money babies were throwing him the party vibe but he was all puppy dogs and ice cream."
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"Dude, you just totally drop-kicked my puppy. I was just about to say that."
"I can't believe he drop-kicked my puppy. I would have gotten a promotion with that idea."
The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.
Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!
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Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.
Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.
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The act of squeezing your balls into the ass of a woman and the fucking her pussy with your dick. As you can imagan this is quite hard to do, just like putting to puppise in a bath tube. So that is it putting your puppies (balls) in the bath (ass).
Alex: 'That girl you went with last night a a wild rep any of it true?'
Graham: 'Yes, she loved anal and then she said to me put my balls in her ass and fuck her pussy, so I thought this is freaky but what the hell and gave it a try. Man its hard work to get your balls into a bitchs ass, they keep on wanting to pop out.'
Alex: 'So its like putting your puppies in the bath.'
Graham: 'Yep, so that rep is true my man.'
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When a person just out of a relationship jumps into a new relationship quickly. Similar to the situation in which a beloved dog dies, so the person gets a new puppy to replace the lost dog.
"Wow, she didn't take long to find a new man, it's only been a week since her ex left her."
"Yeah, she definitely has New Puppy Syndrome."
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when you wank your load into a plane toilet and quickly flush it in the hope that it will freeze into a spear of jiz and spike an unsuspecting naked sunbather, thus impregnating your seed
captain: would passengers please take their seats, including those tossing off a mile high slush puppy in the bog
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