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fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works

"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"

by Red one... out May 7, 2014


open for attack

when a man person of the male gender jizzes cums in someones mouth after sex

girl: i was open for attack last night
friend: was it good?
girl: very salty but a good time

by moicahhhhh December 15, 2021


Open Book

A term used to describe someone who tells anything to everybody.

Friend: hey have you heard about Dallas?
Guy: yea, I heard he's an Open Book

by WolfzBurn September 24, 2023


Open Book

Meaning you don’t know your sexual orientation so you just tell people you are an “open book.”

“If your wondering I’m an open book, just ask me anything!”

by Simplyimperfectxx August 9, 2023


National Open Neck Day

A National Holiday where you slap people's necks on April 21.

Josh got his neck slapped on National Open Neck Day.

by liquid19 April 21, 2022


To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022


Open Goal

Easily accessible vagina

You'll definitely be able to get with her mate, shes an open goal

by Opengoal August 28, 2014