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A phrase used to justify actions taken upon an ungrateful bitch who never acknowledges when something nice is being done for her.
I got up early and made pancakes for breakfast. Fuck, she never said thanks so I broke up with her. It was definitely the pancakes.
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The sexual act of a male person rubbing his scrotum and/or penile shaft on the facial hair of Jeff Bagwell.
"I could really go for an Astros pancake right now!"
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while you are making a pancake breakfast, have a girl give you a sloppy, wet blowjob while pouring syrup in her sphincter. when you are about to finish, take the pancake wrap it around your penis then insert it in the girls vagina come all over the pancake take it out and have the girl eat it
After a intense night of intercourse, Jim decided to treat Marie to a silky pancake in the morning
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when a girl is giving a blowjob, you mushroom stamp twice, grab a pancake and slap her in the face with it
joon: oh, joon love you suck long time
olivia: give me the korean pancake
joon: ok, one, two, biatch!
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During sex, a man ejaculates onto the womans chest, she then goes outside (typically on a sunny day), relaxes out there until the semen has dried. She finally eats the remaining product.
"This one girl was so hungry during sex, she wanted a Brazillian Pancake."
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When someone is extremely attractive and they pour pancake mix on their chest/stomach, and they're so hot that it actually cooks them.
You can then assist them by applying syrup to their body as well.
This is a very awesome skill to have, very few are bestowed with such a talent. Having abs will improve your chances as well, although they are not necessary.
Example 1.) After last night I got up to find Insert-Guy's-Name making pancakes in the kitchen, so I ran to get the syrup.
Example 2.) Oooh I bet he can make pancakes... ;)
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It is when you make pancakes, have sex with a girl through the pancake (anal or traditionally) after you are finished you make her eat it or you can eat it.
Wake up in the morning, make breakfast, then put your penis through pancake, like a penis ring, then have sex and eat the pancake after. Therefor completing the Pancake Express.
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