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The law of total probability that decides it will be your turn to be without toilet paper in the bathroom.
All at the same time, there is not a spare roll within a 12-mile radius of your location. This may have you questioning what you did to deserve this or why bad things happen to good people.
"I prayed to God asking not to be hit with the Toilet Paper Conundrum."
"I still haven't recovered from that Toilet Paper Conundrum yesterday."
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A young girl with cum on her face. Reference to the similarity between male semen and wallpaper paste, such that would accumulate on the face of an inexperienced wallpaper hanger.
When I'd finished jizzing on her face she looked like a paper hangers apprentice.
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Though sometimes played merely for sport, often it is used as an elimination challenge to determine choice. Generally two people shake fists, and at the third 'throw' display one of the three forms. Rock is considered to crush scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock.
We had to decided who was gonna go to the store during half-time, and you lost at rock-paper-scissors. Go, man!
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1. when you use the last of the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and assume the next person to go in will change instead of you, but in fact you're that next person to use that bathroom and have to do it yourself
2. always choosing the one stall in the public restroom with no toilet paper
"That toilet paper karma is a real beeyotch."
"Every time Barbara Sue goes to KFC, she has the worst toilet paper karma."
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To go to bed. The expression comes from the instructions to users of firecrackers -- "light the blue paper and retire immediately" meaning to stand well clear once the wick of the firecracker is lit to avoid being hurt by the ensuing explosion.
Yawning, Peter said, "It's after eleven, time to light the blue paper."
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The creative folding of remaining TP squares so as to finish the job when TP is in short supply.
With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.
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In emergency situations of joint rolling, bible paper is used as rolling paper. There are blank pages in the beginning or end, either way they can be zag replacements. Getting bible paper high is after rolling a shitty jay of high mids and bible paper with honey and too much bible paper and somehow igniting it. Smokin this said fatty gets you that bible paper high.
Stoner 1: "Dude no, I got to get home. I don't want to get that bible paper high."
Stoner 2: "Dude get that bible paper high!"
Stoner 2 - blows smoke into Stoner 1's face -
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