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(noun)- A strange and rare condition where the affected has two stout, often chode-type penises in place of a sac with two testicles. Always coupled with Ball-Cock.
See Ball-Cock
a: Dude, I heard Simon has penis-nuts!
b: No way! that's so messed up. Wait, so does that mean he has a ball-cock too?
a: No shit. You can't have three penises. It goes against the laws of science. Didn't you ever take Biology?
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Stories that men tell, usually to one another, related to fighting, fucking or working out.
I used to halfway listen to the penis stories being told all day long through my partially open window while I sat working at my desk at the prison.
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To playfully tease and have fun with a penis during a blowjob.
John was getting head off Veronica and she began edging his cock by rubbing his bellend and John couldn't help but cum. Veronica loves edging a penis
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A girl who dates or hooks up like a man.
First person- She can easily have a relationship involving sex but not get attached or any sort of feelings involved.
Second person- I know she has such a penis mentality.
An irresistible force that draws women to your penis, or toward any penis, vibrator, or other shaft like object.
Man, my penis gravity was intense last night. All the bitches at the bar were trying to fuck me.
An affliction similar to whiskey dick, experienced only after mass consumption of the bottom shelf vodka known as Popov. In this situation, a man's healthy erection is struck down and remains deader then disco, therefore ruining all potential chances of sexual gratification for the rest of the night. Secondary symptoms include feelings of shame, emasculation, and frustration.
Jon: So what ever happened with you Abbey last night? Did you end up slippin her the old Hebrew National?
Josh: Man, I tried, but...I drank too much vodka and got a bad case of the Popov penis.
Jon. ...rough dogg.
The opening found on men's pajams, often accessorized with a button.
Guy: "I hate when my penis pocket opens when I am standing in front my mom."
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