poon pirate

serial rapist. not one who rapes cereal, but one who pirates the poon. pooon

I just got swashbuckled by a poon pirate with a golf shoe.

twice

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pirate ahmed

a lad who is a true swine

there's pirate ahmed, being a swine again.

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anal pirate

One who is willing to take anything anal.

Joey: Missy is an anal pirate, last night she put a bowling pin in her ass.

Elliott: Dude! Let me get at that

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Pirate Punx

See Pyrate Punx.
An esoteric elitist group of "punk" jocks who operate a for profit organization based on a Hierarchy. They earn badges like the boy scouts but perhaps more homo erotic and fashionable.

Dude1: man why is that Obnoxious fashion punk with the celtic tattoos and UFC shirt being such a douche and acting like he owns the place. I'm just trying to drink a beer and watch bands.
Dude2: Oh captain cool guy he is a Silver patch wearing Pirate Punx
DUde1:ohhh now it all makes sense..

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arse pirate

Dan (See "VisOne")

Dan the arse pirate sails the seven seas on his poo canoe

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somalian pirate

A somalian pirate is a very black man who owns many boats and AK47s. He often rapes da victims of piracy. It is usually white women and marines.

"Hey, somalian pirates ahead!"

"Well then we should probably get the fuck outta here"

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Pirate Whore

A skank whore who loves having sex with dirty scurvy ridden pirates. Pirate Whores usually go by the name Ava.

That skanky woman blowing that pirate over there goes by the name of Ava the Pirate Whore.

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