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A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.
Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!
The act of sticking ones cranium in a females vaginal opening
Dude you've got dried blood on your forehead.
Naw I wore my girlfriend like a poon skin hat last night
The ratio of females to males at a designated event. This term was inspired by the ultimate chad, Dan Blizzerian
___ threw a killer party, the Poon to Peen ratio was like 12:1
A PT Cruiser driven by a man who gets a lot of action
That guy gets so much action, they call his car the Poon Tang Cruiser.
a male's genitalia, similar to peen
"that girl is trying to get up on my poon sausage."
When the poon is so good that a day or two later you get sad cause you want to hit it again but can't.
Dude, that pussy was so good but after we had sex she told me we couldn't do it again because she's with someone else, I'm going through some serious post-poon depression.