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The $5 fist pump is a celebration by a redder when he wins. The celebration is short-lived when the redder is reminded that he merely won $5.
Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
Jr won a blackjack hand and ripped off a $5 fist pump as he raked in one whole red chip.
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Made popular by Techtronic in 1989. Meaning to 'set the dancefloor on fire'. Usually by means of the running man and other late 80's dance moves.
I am going to go out tonight and totally pump up the jam
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Step 1: With a clenched fist, retract the forearm towards the shoulder in a hammer fist fashion.
Step 2: Extend the fist outward to the side of one's body until desired length is reached.
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(Shit techno plays)Guido: Oh snap,it's time to dance. Guido's assemble, it's Guido Fist Pump pump pump. Damn we're jacked and tan.
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Fuck a girl with your cock, hence the pump. Once the vagina is dilated, fart in the orifice. Hence the gas. Michigan, because that's where my last girlfriend was from.
Girl: I'm from michigan
Guy: Can I give you a michigan gas pump?
Girl: Only if it is high octane.
all the guns and blades fused into one holy grail of a weapon
u don't want to be at the business end of the pump action swing.
A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.
"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
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An incumbent president who suffers from counting premature elections.
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A former president who was voted out after only 1 term.
This 2020 election is something else, look at this one pump Trump actively calling out to stop vote counting.
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