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You take a dump on somebodys chest, then use the dump as a lubricate to spin on ur ass. Preferably, you want ur legs tucked in.
Man, I'm so dizzy after last night. I gave my girlfriend a Snack Pack Race Track goin 80 miles per hour
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Originating at Bishops University, this legendary battle occurs between two shirtless bucks who race to finish a dart while lashing each other with belts.
Regulation leather belts are encouraged, an impartial adjudicator should simultaneously spark both darts, one smoke break is allowed per match.
Chuck may have lost the dart race belt fight but Alex looked fucking mangled.
What the chest of a girl with huge tits looks like.
Tina's chest looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
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Used between two guys, when one wants to draw discrete attention to the impressive attributes rack of a female who has just come into his view.
Cockney#1 Pwfoarrr! Look at that bird at the bar! It's like a dead-heat in a Zeppelin race!
Cockney#2 Yeah, and Smuggling Peanuts too!
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Jordan's car. Jordan often wonders why his car is broken.
WHY TEH FKUC ISTN MY CAR WORKGIN AGIAN!!!!!!!!111 IS TI BEAUCSE I E_BrEKA IT TO MCUH?/////////
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At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.
The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.
"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."
boire beaucoup ou trop d'alcool(et vomir après).
"Demain, il va se mettre la race"
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