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what will keep you from having sex for at least a week.
Damn, she got the red sea. Time to look at some porn.
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the laser light pointer that hi-tech teachers used to use until the bad kids hijacked them to point out your stupid haristyle in assembly. then Snoop Dogg snaked it and taped it onto his 9mm so he can make sure he's shootin' straight despite the high levels of intoxication. UFOs might have red beams too.
I got him in the red beam and then popped his ass.
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After screwing a girl on the rag, proceed to clean your bloody penis off in between the females funbags resembling a red necktie.
Tiffany was unknowingly sporting a red necktie at the black necktie affair in the office the next morning. Another nine to fiver and probably a five to niner for her afterwards.
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like a blue waffle except instead of an extremely infected vagina, the vagina is excessively bleeding and clotting. just as disgusting as a blue waffle.
man a bue waffle aint got nothin on a red waffle!
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a girl who has a fire muff and is a sex goddess
"I was so horny last night I wish my date would have been a Big Red"
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Best Cigarettes in the world
Smooth taste
Easy going down if your used to it
Not for the weak smokers
Not a great starter cigarette
Ref cowboy killers
Person 1: Hey can I bum one? Mine are in the car.
Person 2: You know I don't smoke Marlboro Reds
Person 1: Screw that... Ill be back
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also refers to the act of sex itself when the girl is on her period
the shower is the perfect place to earn your red wings
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