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Anyone who has the qualities of a geek/nerd/dork except that they live in the southern United States.
Bubba: Billy's been playing world of warcraft for two days straight. Is he a nerd now?
Leroy: naw he's just become a high tech redneck
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1.you fix everything with duck tape
2.when in boy scouts you fix your tent with duck tape
Adam: How you fix your gun.
Clayton: Redneck engineering.
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The unwritten redneck law that says if you place your alcohol in another redneck's cooler, said redneck has the right to leave without making the other redneck aware of them leaving. The alcohol placed in his cooler then becomes his own.
Jim Tom: "Hey Bubba, where'd Cletes go? My beer was in his cooler"
Bubba: "Cletes went to his trailer, that's his beer now"
Jim Tom: "How's it his beer?"
Bubba: "That's the redneck cooler law fer ya"
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When your drunk redneck friend calls between the hours of 12a.m.-4a.m. to go play in the mud, with four wheel drive vehicles, somewhere that is most likely illegal to be at.
Billy Bob buried his truck in the lake when he took Betty Sue on a redneck booty call.
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When two auctioneers go head to head.....
When I showed up for the auction early, the two auctioneers were getting warmed up in sort of a redneck rap battle.
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Big trucks with Trump flags rallying together acting tough playing Lee Greenwood
I woke up this morning due to a redneck truck parade driving by playing proud to be an American. Assholes
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A drinking game where you play Left For Dead 2 with your friends. Everytime someone kills a special zombie such as a smoker, spitter, jockey, charger, hunter, or boomer you drink your beer. If a tank appears and is killed, you chugg your beer.
My friends and I got really drunk playing redneck zombie hunting
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