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Retard Whisperer...a person of 'special' talents who is able to translate illiterate posts on blogs, threads etc. The elite class of 'whisperer' can sometimes decipher a comment that is verbally submitted to them.
Ivan: "Hey Emelda, did you make any sense of Jim's post yesterday?"
Emelda: "Sorry, that shits got me baffled"
Ivan: "Looks like it's time to call in the Retard Whisperer"
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A reference guide that facilitates the understanding of retarded people.
I imagine you have a point, however, I am not carrying my retard dictionary to completely understand you.
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"get money like a groundhog"
straight Lyrical retardation
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The action of a man receiving oral sex from other person or "head" if you will. When said man is about to ejaculate into other persons mouth, the man slams other persons head all the way to the base of said penis.
Once ejaculation has occurred semen will come out other persons nose making and tends to make their eyes cross from extremely odd feeling in their sinuses. This making them look like a retarded dragon with "smoke" coming from their nose.
I gave Amanda the retarded dragon last night.
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First off, this term cannot apply to those who are ambidextrous. This is when a stranger is given using the non-prominant hand.
Instead of his normal angry masterbation Joe mixed it up a little bit by giving himself a retarded stranger to pictures of women crying while eating pop-tarts.
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The perfect insult to give...not only are you a fag, but a retarded one too. It can't get any worse tahn that.
Tom: Hey wanna hang?
Paul: No, sorry I'm a retarded fag and I'm just gonna stay home.
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An experience that happens when you're spooning and one of your arms goes numb because you have it trapped between you and your significant other. This phrasing is most often used when the trapped arm is up tight against the chest with the wrist limp, the hand slightly below the chin. If you have trouble picturing it think T-Rex. Also known as Awkward Arm.
Hey hun, can you move over a bit. I'm getting a retard arm here. It's really uncomfortable.
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