When one dresses their penis as a member of aristocratic society before a sexual act. I.E Drawing a mustache and/or placing a small top hat or suit on it.
Did you hear that Virt gave his girl a Vintage Richard?…
Richard Reed someone who is not vary bright. And that his Richardness will rub off on you. Where you become not so vary smart.
That man right there is a Richard Reed.
A person usually named Richard who is a sanctimonious dick.
Rich Smith is such a self-righteous Richard.
Richard Wayne is love.
Richard Wayne is romance.
Richard Wayne is kindness.
Richard Wayne is sweetness.
Richard Wayne is a genius.
Richard Wayne is sexy.
Richard Wayne is beautiful.
When you are with a Richard Wayne time stands still, intoxicated in their love.
An entranced love zombie, you will become.
Together you will become a quantum entanglement sucked into a black hole.
You will ascend to the 5th dimension with a Richard Wayne.
I held the hand of a Richard Wayne and disappeared into his soul.
I love this man. He's got them sweet cheeks you know. Makes some extreme bank and spends it all on me. He is excessively famous though constantly denies it. One of the nicest people you will ever know.
"He's a proper daniel richards"
"I'd have some of that Richards"
The name you give someone with a really big cock.
"Have you seen Richard Madgwick's cock and/or balls?"
"How could I miss it?!"