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sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.

Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023


Twat salad

A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.

Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.

by Cincio April 8, 2017


Snoop Salad

Snoop Dogg's special recipe. Aka kush

Snoop's friend: Ay man where yo at?
Snoop: I'm smoking some snoop salad.
Snoop's friend: Ohhhhh save some for me when i get to yo place. And roll a fat one

by stale cheerio April 19, 2018


Salad sauce

When the Turkish lad in the kebab shop asks if you want salad and sauce on your kebab.

Look at them salad sauce cunts cutting hair and packing kebabs

by Favol January 21, 2023


fur salad

A mixture of pubes (usually from 2 sexual partners) meant to be smoked out of a bong

Me and my girlfriend had a fur salad last night, I can still taste the vapor

by Cokegod January 9, 2018


salad squad

a group of people who call each other various vegetables

I'm in the salad squad. My name's Cauliflower.

by thecauliflowerster January 19, 2016


Salad Smoker

a school shooter that kills all the disabled kids in a special needs schools

‘did you hear about that Salad Smoker that shot up at that retard school? It was wheely bad...’

by retarded salad February 12, 2021