The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.
Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad
A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.
Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.
Snoop Dogg's special recipe. Aka kush
Snoop's friend: Ay man where yo at?
Snoop: I'm smoking some snoop salad.
Snoop's friend: Ohhhhh save some for me when i get to yo place. And roll a fat one
When the Turkish lad in the kebab shop asks if you want salad and sauce on your kebab.
Look at them salad sauce cunts cutting hair and packing kebabs
A mixture of pubes (usually from 2 sexual partners) meant to be smoked out of a bong
Me and my girlfriend had a fur salad last night, I can still taste the vapor
a group of people who call each other various vegetables
I'm in the salad squad. My name's Cauliflower.
a school shooter that kills all the disabled kids in a special needs schools
‘did you hear about that Salad Smoker that shot up at that retard school? It was wheely bad...’