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Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.
Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!
When you put your finger in your friends butt and make another friend smell it.
Tom put his finger in Coty’s butt, then stood behind Josh while hold his finger under Josh’s nose...serving him a Chinese Salad.
When someone tosses a salad despite obvious dingle-berries present.
Jeff told Abel about the delicious brownberry salad he ate last night.
When you and your friends wanna get down to a gay orgy but you don't want to say it out loud, you give it a code! Hence Fruity Salad
John: "Hey Guys, It's my birthday today and y'know what that means!"
Jack: "Heck Yeah, It's for a Fruity Salad Baby!"
A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.
"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."
A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.
“How was your date last night?”
“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”
“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
Four or more fine male gent struggling with there sexuality come up with challenge called A Salad Train. The men get down on all fours in train with there heads facing the gent in fronts anus. The designated driver says choo choo and the other gents inserts there tongues in the other gents anuses to form a salad train . Once the train starts choo choo ing whichever gent gets an erection from the salad tossing might help them in there voyage of discovery
I did a salad train express last night