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ness spit

A butthole that shoots shit spray

Jessica caught me w some ness spit last night and our relationship was ruined and I have yet to get a apology from her

by Pootiesous January 15, 2018


spit session

another term for a wine night; a group of girls get together to gossip, vent, or talk shit, most of the time over a bottle of rose.

After coming home from college, the girls caught up with each other at Robin’s house during a spit session.

by madam_holla May 29, 2018


Skill Spit

This can be done while taking a very massive shit and having a excess amount of mucus in your mouth.
1. look down
2. aim between the tip of your shaft and the front part of the toilet seat, no homo.
3. let that baby fall.

If successful you are a skill spitter, if not, your just gay.

oh man that huge shit was so good i just had to test my spit skills, and attempt the Skill Spit.

by henriko November 24, 2006


spit the juice

To "get at'' a female or male.

Im gonna go spit the juice with that girl over there.

by Dat nigga Tee February 7, 2020


shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

by Poonnuggetz January 7, 2016


spit bomb

When you rman unexpectedly drops a louggy in the crack of your ass to get things started

Yo..my baby dropped the spit bomb on me and I knew it was about be on and poppin!

by Mstellitlikeitis November 5, 2015


spit ride

while riding a roller coaster, the wind is so strong that when you scream your spit flies out of your mouth and hits the rider in the seat behind you.

as I saw a guy come off the ride with glistening spit all over his shirt I knew he was on a spit ride

by ur mom 2266 April 30, 2016